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"What If We Really Love All Humanity?"

"What If We Really Love All Humanity?"
by Steve Roberts Fine Art

Stop! Police!


On a lighter note...
The following are actual reports made to the Oak Harbor, WA Police Department:


Sunday, Feb. 28
At 4:31 p.m., a caller reported a "communist man" on Oak Harbor Street was trying to convince an elderly woman that she cannot do something that is perfectly legal.
At 3:46 a.m., an Oriole Street resident reported her husband hid her registered gun from her and she wanted it back.  Maybe there was a good reason for hiding it.
At 3:05 p.m., a NW Second Avenue resident reported someone broke into her car sometime last summer. 
At 7:59 p.m., a caller reported a bunch of juveniles in a SW Erie Street were mooning motorists.
At 6:08 a.m., a SW Berwick Drive resident reported his daughter is not cooperating with Mom.




Thursday, Feb. 25
At 11:23 p.m., a caller reported a woman, wearing dark jeans and a black hoodie, was walking into an apartment complex on Ely Street.  And...?
At 12:37 p.m., a caller reported someone broke the washing machine at the Lexy Manor.   And we'll send someone right over to fix that, Ma'am.
At 10:35 a.m., a caller reported a brown chihuahua has been wandering around the area of N. Oak Harbor Street.  He sure looks like he might be up to something!

Tuesday, Feb. 23
At 5:24 p.m., a caller reported two people having sex inside a tan Volkswagen Rabbit.  Bring a camera!
At 11:26 a.m., a NW Crosby Avenue resident reported his girlfriend is living with him and causing problems. He wants to know what his options are for kicking her out when she doesn't pay rent.
Courtesy of the Whidbey News Times  

We feel your pain, officers!

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